Self Deffense Edit

Some people carry guns for protection, guns however carry Chuck Norris for protection.

To BedEdit

It is common knowledge that some people sleep with guns under their pillow, however, Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Just incase.

Warfare Edit

Unlike common beleif, Chuck Norris rarely carries a fire-arm. Instead, when he wants to kill something; he just points his fingers and says "Bang!". He once used this tecnique to shoot down a platoon of Russian aircraft.

Similar to this Phenomenon is that of when he hawks a lugie onto an enemy, then walks away and shouts "BOOM!" This works for armored vehicles as well as any enemy fortress.