- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.
- It is so rough it can light an ice cube like a match
- It is so tough that it deserves to be on Chuck Norris's face
- It is the only facial hair ever to make Wolverine jealous
- It's illegal in seven states.
- For best fire starter (Wilderness Magazine)
- For best fire extinguisher (Station 47)
- For best knife sharpener (Wilderness Magazine)
- For best body armour (NYPD special forces)
- For best Actor (2004 Walker: Texas Ranger)
- For most masculine kiss (Your Mom)
- For destroying most Iraqui terrorest organizations (U.S. Army)
- For looking "damn swell" (Oscar Wilde)
- For being so sexy (Playgirl Magazine)
- For cutting up the most razor blades in a day (Guinnes World Records 2007)