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Darwin's concept of natural selection does not apply to Chuck Norris, as he is the one making the selections. Also, the theory of evolution does not exist, only species that Chuck Norris allows to live. Dinosuars died not by a meteor, but by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the Earth.


The Food ChainEdit

Actualy Chuck Norris is not at the top of the food chain.

Chuck Norris is above the food chain.