One day Chuck was jogging on the beach to show everyone what real muscles look like. Suddenly upon passing a warning sign he came into a rip tide and went under wit the current. Unable to escape, the rip tide was swept away, and drowned in the hands of Chuck Norris before he proceeded to swim Strait back to shore.

The reverse side of the caution sign now reads, "WARNING: CHUCK NORRIS". No more rip currents have been reported in the area since.